ARE YOU FUCKING READY?




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indulgentwhisper:

veryhot:

Lazy morning by Thomas Agatz

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lipstick-lesbian:

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gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

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Pro Tip:

arachnids8rip:

fuckbrekay:

vegancajun:

yourladyfriend:

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stellarlife:

When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 

Dude.

karlie is a genius

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

100% of this is beautiful

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